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Verstappen gets Kimi to talk

Max Verstappen praised for getting monosyllabic Finn to almost utter a complete sentence.

Mercedes considering therapy for Rosberg

German driver apparently heard muttering 'Ist das links oder rechts?' on his way to Austrian GP team debrief

Formula 1 accused of encouraging alcoholism

The thought police soon to set their sights on banning grid girls, speed and fun.

Vettel angry at Ricciardo for racing

The four time world champion doesn't think racing or overtaking should be part of Formula 1 and suggests Ricciardo should play Ping-Pong

Strategy group to strategise strategy

Group of buffoons decides Formula 1 isn't quite complicated enough for the fans and suggests ways of complicating it further

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