Nico Rosberg becomes world champion despite his team mate deliberately driving slowly in the closing stages of the title decider.
Incidents to be investigated after the race to be investigated after each race.
Max Verstappen praised for getting monosyllabic Finn to almost utter a complete sentence.
German driver apparently heard muttering 'Ist das links oder rechts?' on his way to Austrian GP team debrief
The thought police soon to set their sights on banning grid girls, speed and fun.
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