Satirical Formula 1 news
Formula 1 reported as it deserves to be. Paddock politics, invented quotes and the occasional accidental scoop. None of it is true. Some of it should be.
Latest
The most recent dispatches from a paddock that does not exist.
Mercedes has admitted that it has “run out of money” to keep developing its Formula 1 car after Lando Norris won the Dutch Grand Prix and made the increasingly awkward decision to start looking competitive again.
Lewis Hamilton has reportedly entered into a heated dispute with his Ferrari race engineer after the team made the unprecedented decision to actually respond to one of his increasingly frequent team-radio complaints.
Isack Hadjar will miss the Dutch Grand Prix after injuring his wrist while boxing during Formula One's summer break, prompting Red Bull to question why anyone would voluntarily spend their holiday punching things when they could be lying on a yacht like a normal racing driver.
Aston Martin announces bold new strategy after spending the first half of the championship demonstrating that even having Adrian Newey, Fernando Alonso and a shiny new Honda power unit is no guarantee of actually making a Formula 1 car go quickly.
Governing body hails "the most efficient race in history" after Sunday's grand Prix finishes with no wheel-to-wheel action and 40kg of fuel left over.
Shock victory for Mexican causes angry Dutchman to break his bong.
