Kimi Antonelli: Too Young For This Shit
Formula 1's newest world champion has reportedly been asked to show ID before collecting his trophy.
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Drivers Say Singapore Grand Prix is Hot
Singapore Grand Prix Introduces Mandatory Cool-Down Lap After Drivers Begin Seeing God
Formula 1 Software Update Finally Teaches Cars How To Go Forward
Formula 1 fixes a software bug that left its most technologically advanced cars struggling with the radical concept of moving forwards in the rain.
Red Bull Signs 11-Year-Old Räikkönen, Immediately Regrets Asking Kimi For An Interview
Red Bull sign Kimi Räikkönen’s 11-year-old son, proving they’ve finally found someone who talks less than his dad.
Ferrari Announces Bold New Strategy Of Letting Mercedes Win At Monza
Ferrari unveils new strategy following its disastrous home Grand Prix, with team boss confirming the Scuderia is now actively attempting to make Mercedes look good.
Mercedes Admits It Has Run Out of Money, Immediately Blames Lando Norris
Mercedes has admitted that it has “run out of money” to keep developing its Formula 1 car after Lando Norris won the Dutch Grand Prix and made the increasingly awkward decision to start looking competitive again.