Formula 1 Software Update Finally Teaches Cars How To Go Forward
Formula 1 fixes a software bug that left its most technologically advanced cars struggling with the radical concept of moving forwards in the rain.
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Red Bull Signs 11-Year-Old Räikkönen, Immediately Regrets Asking Kimi For An Interview
Red Bull sign Kimi Räikkönen’s 11-year-old son, proving they’ve finally found someone who talks less than his dad.
Ferrari Announces Bold New Strategy Of Letting Mercedes Win At Monza
Ferrari unveils new strategy following its disastrous home Grand Prix, with team boss confirming the Scuderia is now actively attempting to make Mercedes look good.
Mercedes Admits It Has Run Out of Money, Immediately Blames Lando Norris
Mercedes has admitted that it has “run out of money” to keep developing its Formula 1 car after Lando Norris won the Dutch Grand Prix and made the increasingly awkward decision to start looking competitive again.
Hamilton Furious After Team Radio Finally Answers Back
Lewis Hamilton has reportedly entered into a heated dispute with his Ferrari race engineer after the team made the unprecedented decision to actually respond to one of his increasingly frequent team-radio complaints.
Hadjar Ruled Out of Dutch GP After Reckless Attack on Inanimate Object
Isack Hadjar will miss the Dutch Grand Prix after injuring his wrist while boxing during Formula One's summer break, prompting Red Bull to question why anyone would voluntarily spend their holiday punching things when they could be lying on a yacht like a normal racing driver.