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Funny Formula 1 news

Every story, newest first. 65 in total, and not one of them true.

Rosberg wins title despite slow team mate

Nico Rosberg becomes world champion despite his team mate deliberately driving slowly in the closing stages of the title decider.

Stewards to be investigated

Incidents to be investigated after the race to be investigated after each race.

Verstappen gets Kimi to talk

Max Verstappen praised for getting monosyllabic Finn to almost utter a complete sentence.

Vettel angry at Ricciardo for racing

The four time world champion doesn't think racing or overtaking should be part of Formula 1 and suggests Ricciardo should play Ping-Pong

Strategy group to strategise strategy

Group of buffoons decides Formula 1 isn't quite complicated enough for the fans and suggests ways of complicating it further

Carbon fibre shares plummet

Venezuelan crash expert’s exit from the Renault team sees an overnight drop in the need for carbon fibre and spare parts