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Group of buffoons decides Formula 1 isn't quite complicated enough for the fans and suggests ways of complicating it further
Venezuelan crash expert’s exit from the Renault team sees an overnight drop in the need for carbon fibre and spare parts
Red Bull Formula 1 team unveils all new Red Bull logo. Nobody notices.
Sporting German driver seen respectfully to doff his cap to Lewis in the post race green room at Austin
Both drivers looking forward to spending another year at the back of the grid attempting to look happy.
Teen throws a tantrum and threatens to hold his breath until he turns blue if team ask him to let his team-mate through again
French manufacturer due to decide whether to buy itself back or rename another existing renamed team.
Japanese engine partner under close scrutiny after data reveals Alonso could push his car round faster than the Honda engine
Reigning champ told to bugger off by Wimbledon officials for dressing like a twat
Spaniard tells his engineer he would rather race than save fuel because he already looks like an amateur
F1 supremo claims the sport would be better without German influence as TV figures continue to nosedive.
Bureaucrats invent new and ingenious ways of wasting time before deciding F1 was better in the nineties.