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Funny Formula 1 news

Every story, newest first. 65 in total, and not one of them true.

Verstappen avoids detention

Teen throws a tantrum and threatens to hold his breath until he turns blue if team ask him to let his team-mate through again

Formula 1 "too German" says Bernie

F1 supremo claims the sport would be better without German influence as TV figures continue to nosedive.

F1 Strategy group make a decision

Bureaucrats invent new and ingenious ways of wasting time before deciding F1 was better in the nineties.

Grosjean in road rage incident

Frenchman mows down innocent bystander in Spanish car park but offers to buy him a beer afterwards.

FIA propose ban on haircuts

Governing body keen to introduce as many pointless rule changes that have no impact on the sport