Hamilton criticised for premature ejaculation
Chinese grid girl left disappointed and unfulfilled after champion blew load in her face.
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Chinese grid girl left disappointed and unfulfilled after champion blew load in her face.
Britney Spears look-a-like believes the double world champion has no right to be better than he is.
Former dominant team not happy about another team dominating
Claims Formula 1 doesn't need slugs on wheels propping up the back of the grid
New official computer game player wants Ferrari to introduce a Grand Theft Auto version on their simulator
F1 supremo tells fans to do one and hopes the poor teams don't make it on the grid for the 2015 season.
Lewis Hamilton hopes dressing like Mr T and sucker-punching his rival will give him his second championship
Vettel claims linguistic ignorance after disobeying team orders to over take his 'slow' team mate to win in Malaysia.
Drivers told to man-up and stop being afriad of a little bit of water.
Adrian Sutil favourite for the drive after he was seen buying a box of champagne glasses.
Romance blossoms at McLaren between its two drivers. Wedding bells could soon be in the air.
Thinks Lance Armstrong was a ponce for taking drugs because there are more subtle ways of cheating your way to 7 titles.